Sideney: It's a very enemy-friendly spell.

Ridcully: In my day, when I was an undergraduate, I wouldn't have been studying on Hogswatchnight.Teatime: (About Banjo) What is this? Does it do tricks? (Laughs) It looks like a volcano. Twyla: Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.Man: Ye gods, there's a girl out here with a poker!.Teatime, as she slaps him): Hi, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter. (To monster): Go away and stop bothering me.Go away, I don't do that stuff anymore.But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done.which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions. And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore.There has to be something in the stocking that makes a noise.I don't know if you noticed, Albert, but that was a pune, or play on words.You might think I'd already thought of that, but I couldn't possibly comment.Onwards, Binky, to the Hogfather's Castle of Bones.And so.it was the night before Hogswatch. A city where magic is just another job, and where the Tower of Art of the Unseen University for Wizards looms over all the dark narrow streets.Our story begins on a midwinter festival bearing a remarkable similarity to your Christmas. And so our story begins in Ankh-Morpork, the twin city of proud Ankh and pestilent Morpork, the biggest city in Discworld. The philosopher Didactylos suggested an alternative hypothesis: 'things just happen, what the hell'. It was some time after its creation when most people forgot that the very oldest stories of the beginning are sooner or later about blood. Drifting onwards through space.atop four elephants on the shell of a giant turtle, the great A'Tuin. But much, much later than that the Discworld was formed. There is the constant desire to find out where - where is the point where it all began. Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

Terry pratchett's hogfather 2006